Film bits and bobs

Cinema Psychotronicum 5 (The Last Horror Film)

First published by Little White Lies “I’d like to point out that for the first time in the entire history of the Cannes Film Festival, this prize is awarded to … Continue reading

April 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Most Likely To Die (2015)

First published by TheHorrorShow “I’m over it, it’s in the past,” declares Gaby (Heather Morris), as Brad (Ryan Doom), her one-time school boyfriend turned TV star, tries to apologise for … Continue reading

December 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

First published by Sight & Sound, August 2015 Synopsis: The desert, Texas. Faced with unruly inmates, rising costs and a threat of dismissal from Governor Hughes, psychotic German warden William … Continue reading

August 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)

Little White Lies #56 (Nov/Dec 2014) was presented as though it had been written and published exactly two decades earlier. Here (in slightly lengthened form) is my contribution to that … Continue reading

March 22, 2015 · 4 Comments

Stage Fright (2014)

“I’m going to reinvent the entire production and cover it with a postmodern face.” So says Artie Getz (Brandon Uranowitz), a pretentious director of musical theatre brought into Center Stage … Continue reading

August 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Detention (2011)

First published by LWLies “Life moves pretty fast,” as cinematic high schooler Ferris Bueller once memorably observed, “If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you might … Continue reading

September 28, 2013 · 5 Comments


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